Once upon a time...

there was this pie, right?

and there was also this Vegemite sandwich.

and this Vegemite sandwich? yeah, it's evil.

and it was plotting AGAINST the pie.

and that's just not cool.

so the pie was like,

'you know what?'

and i was like

'what?'

and the pie was like

'I'm gonna fix this.'

and i was like

'cool'

and then the pie walked away.

so the pie tried reasoning with the sandwich

and the sandwich tried killing the pie

and in the end the pie was like

'fuck this'

and ate the sandwich.

the end.

p.s.

I was the pie!!

p.p.s

that''s just for you LozRobin =)